Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Stereotypes, Thank You

If you are expecting something profoud from this entry, stop reading.

The Chinese place by my house (Casa China), is great for a few reasons. It has good food, very close to my house, has decent hours, and has two VERY attractive waitors (Hot MoMo Man and Karl {Because he kind of looks like Karl from Love Actually}). Well, My two friends and I have been there two times before together. We've definately caught the attention of most of the workers, and got a phone number last time (We don't know which one Geovanny was though).
Tonight, the security guard outside and a friend kept looking in through the window at us. Our waitor, not a cute one, walked to the window at one point where my eyes follwed him too. There, I caught eyes with the security guard and exchanged a wave. Awkward...

When we finally decided to go outside (after a very stiff drink for each of us, thank you staff), the guard and the other guy said 'Hola', and the Hot MoMo Man got on his bike and kind of showed off. We all noticed.
We wanted ice cream, so we walked down the street to a larger road. Fail. Nothing was opened, so we awkwardly walked back up the street. The guard and friend were still outside, and they crossed the street to talk to us. My friend asked where ice cream was avaiable. Since the guard was at work, he stayed at the resturant. His friend walked us to a store that was still opened. He then bought us ice cream.

Here is when the stereotype thing comes in. Not that it was really expensive, but he bought all three of us, and himself, ice cream. We walekd back to where the resturant is and a random third guy wearing way too much cologne was there. We talked for about 10 minutes (max) and walked back up to a larger road to get a taxi. We were only 1/2 a block from my house, but I went ahead and hopped in a taxi with them. The driver kind of laughed at us for going 2 blocks (yes, I walked further from my apt than I was), but I didn't want them to know I lived 1/2 a block away.
Stereotypes...I know I have mentioned this to certain people before, but not sure if it has made it to the blog. Americans are viewed as easy. Yes, as in, have sex whenever with whoever, regardless of how long they have known the person.
He bought us ice cream thinking he was going to get lucky with one of the three girls, and that is why random over-cologned guy showed up. 3 guys, 3 girls. Math is easy there.

Anyway, my friends and I are smart and try to be safe, so we didn't break the group. We got free ice cream because other people made them think we were the same. If my friends that I've made in Ecuador read this, you are truly fantastic.

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